Post by renee on Feb 28, 2012 16:17:42 GMT -4
It's not a gay bar. Why is Renee even there. Is she hoping to find a woman desperate enough for a one night stand that she'd sleep with another woman? Desperate women are usually ugly though. Oh Way to go Renee, you just knocked yourself.
But renee isn't really desperate, is she? Maybe she has an addiction. The first step in treating an addiction, it feeding it MORE. Wait, no that's not right. Is it?
"Hey babe, I'm wearing Revlon color stay lipstick, wanna help me put the claim to shame?"
Yeah, probably one of the worst pick up lines ever, even if she were in a lesbian bar, which she isn't. It's not a lie, Renee -is- wearing Revlon brand color stay lipstick, but she already knows it works.
"UHg! If you were a man I'd kick you in the nuts!"
Is her response, which is immediately followed by a glass of water to the face. Or rather, the contents of a glass of water. The woman Renee had been trying to pick up was a blonde bombshell, 5'6", Double D's and a mini skirt and blouse that excel at showing off her curves.
"Come on Honey, Lesbifreinds!"
Renee said without skipping a beat, despite the fact that her teeshirt and the inner lining of her leather jacket is now soaked in ice cold water. Course ice cold water has another effect when applied to the chest of most women. Renee closes her jacket a little and looks around with a swank smug look on her face like she intended that to happen.
The blonde rolls her eyes and acts very bent out of shape as she gets up off the bar and shouts at the bar tender while she goes.
"You really aught to keep freaks like this out of your bar, you might get more business!"
Then she storms off to the exit. The bar tender is staring at Renee like he can't believe what he just saw. He's sad she ran off a customer, but he's so amused by the way she did it, he can't stay angry. Renee stares at him, then glances around the room. Lots of eyes are on her, but she doesn't care.
"Yeah yeah, pour me some jack and leave the bottle, puckerface."
The Bar tender snickers furiously as he does just that, then moves off to serve other customers.
What a night this is going to be.
But renee isn't really desperate, is she? Maybe she has an addiction. The first step in treating an addiction, it feeding it MORE. Wait, no that's not right. Is it?
"Hey babe, I'm wearing Revlon color stay lipstick, wanna help me put the claim to shame?"
Yeah, probably one of the worst pick up lines ever, even if she were in a lesbian bar, which she isn't. It's not a lie, Renee -is- wearing Revlon brand color stay lipstick, but she already knows it works.
"UHg! If you were a man I'd kick you in the nuts!"
Is her response, which is immediately followed by a glass of water to the face. Or rather, the contents of a glass of water. The woman Renee had been trying to pick up was a blonde bombshell, 5'6", Double D's and a mini skirt and blouse that excel at showing off her curves.
"Come on Honey, Lesbifreinds!"
Renee said without skipping a beat, despite the fact that her teeshirt and the inner lining of her leather jacket is now soaked in ice cold water. Course ice cold water has another effect when applied to the chest of most women. Renee closes her jacket a little and looks around with a swank smug look on her face like she intended that to happen.
The blonde rolls her eyes and acts very bent out of shape as she gets up off the bar and shouts at the bar tender while she goes.
"You really aught to keep freaks like this out of your bar, you might get more business!"
Then she storms off to the exit. The bar tender is staring at Renee like he can't believe what he just saw. He's sad she ran off a customer, but he's so amused by the way she did it, he can't stay angry. Renee stares at him, then glances around the room. Lots of eyes are on her, but she doesn't care.
"Yeah yeah, pour me some jack and leave the bottle, puckerface."
The Bar tender snickers furiously as he does just that, then moves off to serve other customers.
What a night this is going to be.