Post by Wade Wilson on Sept 23, 2013 1:45:24 GMT -4
The person behind the character:
Name/Nickname: Akasha
Age: 24
Experience: About 9 years off and on
Contact information: Just P.M me
Character basics:
Real name:Wade Winston Wilson
Code name:Deadpool
Date of Birth:N/A
Place of Birth: Unrevealed location in Canada
Age:N/A
Known family: Thomas "Mickey" Wilson-Father (Deceased)
Hailey Wilson-Mother (Deceased)
The Reflection in the mirror:
Hair: None now, was brown
Eyes:Blue
Height:6'2"
Weight:210 lbs
Legal Status:Adult
Occupation:Mercenary
Affiliation:X-Men
Abilities:Accelerated healing,(much like Wolverine), artificially endowed by the Weapon X program. He is able to regenerate any destroyed tissue at superhuman rate. He is also immune to all known diseases. Deadpool's brain cells are similarly affected, with dying brain cells being rejuvenated at a super accelerated rate. This allows him to recover from head wounds quickly, and be immune to most telepathic and psychic powers to be used on him. His healing factor can also be the cause of his mental instability, or it could of awakened some mental issues he had before Weapon-X. Though we are unsure of why, we do know he is crazy. Unlike Wolverine, Deadpool's healing factor in mentally driven. It also increases his physical attributes to superhuman levels, though he had superhuman strength before. He is highly resistant to many drugs and toxins, though drugs, like tranquilizers, can affect him if at a high enough dosage. He also has a very slow aging processes.
Physical advantages aside, Deadpool is proficient with just about any weapon, and is widely verse at a variety of martial arts. He keeps a teleportation device in his belt buckle along with a holographic disguise device. He carries a magic satchel that can carry his entire arsenal on his belt. As much as his psychosis is a handicap, it is also a major asset to his fighting style. It makes him extremely unpredictable in battles and a distracting opponent. He can also break the "fourth wall," meaning he has the ability to talk to the writers.
What's hidden behind the mask:
Personality: Deadpool is a very unique character. [Hey Akasha, I got it from here.*wink*] [Deadpool, you're breaking the "fourth wall" again.] [Yeah, yeah, I know, it's what I do, I don't see what the big problem is,I just want to write my own personality and history, I can tell it better than you anyways.] [Fine, there is no point arguing with you.] [Thank you, by the way your boobs look really nice today *grin*] [ Deadpool, you are supposed to be talking about your personality here, not my boobs.] [Sheesh, it was a compliment, but fine, fine. How to explain the essence that is...ME! Well I think there are not nearly enough words in the dictionary that can describe this guy, but words like AWESOME, AMAZING, FANTASTIC, and other big words you read on the internet (that are positive... maybe some negative) is a good start. Let's see, I love chimichangas and boobies. That reminds me of a joke, now stop me if you heard this one. A Deadpool walks into a chimi and boobie store...] [DEADPOOL! your personality please.] [Okay, okay, I get little sidetracked sometimes, go off on tangents and stuff. Hey that's part of my personality, I get off topic a lot. Just part of my coolness. Is coolness a word? I make up my own words. Akasha, are listening to Dir En Grey?] [Well, yeah, Whats wrong with that?] [Nothing, nothing. that reminds me of another joke, stop me if you heard it now. A Deadpool and A Dir En Grey walk into a chimi and boobie store...] [ DEADPOOL! How about I just finish this section for you?] [Okay, fine, I got chimis to eat anyways.]
Deadpool is a very unique character. He has a tendency to break the "fourth wall." He is an egotistical, arrogant bastard...and that's putting it nicely. [Don't hate the awesomeness.] He has a seance of humor that might be offensive to some, but to him it's all out of good nature and fun. In return, it is hard to offend him, just don't mention the hideous scars and tumors covering his entire body. [Okay, too far, I'm sexy, despite that.] He gets extremely self conscious about his appearance. He has an unhealthy obsession to chimichangas, that he should probably go to rehab for, but he never will. [ ♪ "They try to make me go to rehab, and I say no no no."♪ ] Deadpool can be pretty smooth with the ladies, despite his looks. He has a way with words and is the master of wooing the opposite sex, and he loves to be the center of attention. He is a prankster, and is damn good one. [Yes I am, so if Wolvie (Wolverine) finds a live grenade under his pillow...it wasn't me.] Not sure how the rivalry started with Deadpool and Wolverine, but they have an immense hate for each other. [ I don't hate Wolvie, I love that hairy S.O.B., well love shooting him, stabbing him, blowing him...UP, UP, BLOWING HIM UP!] Among many other heros and villins he clashes with. There is a reason he is called "The-Merc-With-A-Mouth." Being a merc, his job is to kill people, and he really loves his job. [Shooty, shooty, stabby, stabby BOOM! time.] I mean RRREEEAAALLY loves his job.
History: Wade Wilson's early life is mostly unknown. His mother died of cancer while he was young and his father (who was in the military) was physically abusive. Wade was a delinquent in his teenage years, possibly to spite his father. However one night while drinking with his friends his father attempt to take him out of the club one of his friends stole Wade's Fathers handgun and killed him. Following a brief stint of military service, Wade began his mercenary career while still in his late teens. Accepting assassination jobs only against those whom he felt deserved death, he made a habit of using plastic surgery and technology to take on a new identity whenever he failed an assignment.Wade later discovered he had cancer and was dying. While desperately trying to find a cure he discovered the existence of the Weapon X Program and joined them. They performed several experiments on him and cured the cancer, but along the way ruined his entire body horribly.Wade escaped the facility, making enemies in Ajax, one of Weapon X' top security guards. Wade later apparently stole the identity of a man called Wade Wilson, whom Deadpool's arch enemy, T-Ray, claims to be his true identity. T-Ray accused Deadpool of killing his wife and stealing his identity after a failed mission, but Deadpool's restored memories revealed this to be a lie; in T-Ray's account Wade was wearing his Deadpool costume, which he didn't have in till after he joined Weapon X.T-Ray and Deadpool faced off against each other a couple of times since.[Ahhh, yes T-Ray, I love kicking that guys ass] Deadpool became a merc-for-hire, and did jobs for lots of mobsters including the Kingpin. He also spend some time in Japan where he fell in love until that woman was killed, and he ascended to America.There, he kidnapped a blind British government operative woman named Althea, also known as Blind Al and a "mad-scientist" called Weasel. However the three became friends of some sort and joined forces with each other.
A little while later, Deadpool began frequenting the mercenary hangout called the Hellhouse, where the diminutive Patch issued assignments. He subsequently found employment with the time-traveling arms merchant Tolliver, in whose service he was united with Sluggo and Copycat. Unbeknownst to Deadpool, Tolliver subsequently sent Copycat to impersonate another mutant mercenary, Domino. [Oh, yeah, now Copycat was a fine looking lady, I got with that you know.] Deadpool also recruited Weasel to act as his weapon supplier.After some time in Tolliver’s service, Deadpool was sent to kill Cable, the mutant soldier from the future who was in fact Tolliver’s father and in whose company Copycat was impersonating Domino. However, Deadpool met defeat at the hands of Cable and his new charges, the young mutants in training known as the New Mutants. When Cable reorganized the New Mutants as X-Force, Tolliver was seemingly slain in battle with them, setting off a search by his various mercenaries for the advanced technology he had left behind. Deadpool’s participation in the search was interrupted by the surprising interference of Slayback, who had cybernetically reconstituted himself after being slain by Deadpool and was eager for revenge. In the course of the ensuing battle, Copycat was gravely injured, and Deadpool sacrificed part of his healing ability to save her life. She later died when he refused to kill Her himself for Weapon-X. [Okay, let's get this show on the road. Blah, blah, blah, I killed a bunch people, blah, blah, blah, got my own video game, called Deadpool, out now, buy it, blah, blah, blah, and now I live in an apartment in New York City. THE END.]
Deadpool sat on the couch in his apartment, watching the news on the T.V. Pizza boxes and chimichanga wrappers surround him. "Criminals are robbing a bank in upper Manhattan as we speak, and this just in a school bus is dangling off a cliff by just it's rear axle.." The T.V. blared. "Oh..my..god...This sounds like a job for...someone else." Deadpool said reaching for the remote control. [To change the channel to porn.] And changed it to Animal Planet. [ Awww man.] Only a few minutes into the new show he was now watching, there was a knock on his door. "And I was just starting to get into it." He said to himself as he stood up to answer the door. To his surprise, it was Nick Fury on the other side of the door. "Nick, sup? Hows the eye?" Nick walked in to the repulsively dingy apartment. [Hey, it's called Deadpool-Shui.] "Well just come right on in." He shut the door behind Nick. "So whatcha need?"
"I'm here to hire you Wade. S.H.I.E.L.D. has a problem, and as you're not our first choice you're the last one we got."
"Wow, I'm touched Nick, so how much we talking here?"
"200."
"200 bucks,huh?"
"$200,000"
"Holy Simoleons, Batman. I'll do it."
"Under one condition, you have to get along with your partner."
"Partner? and who would that be?" Just as Deadpool said this there was another knock on the door. [DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!]
Code word: Armageddon